Barbershop
Three guys walk into a barbershop. The first one sits down in the chair and talks about fishing. The second one sits down in the chair and talks about Elk hunting. The third one sits down in the chair wearing a Seattle U. sweatshirt, the barber looks at him and says, “How did you vote?”
I explained that I was disappointed in the result of the election, but I was willing to move forward and look for ways to understand and be friends with those who don’t look at the political scene the same way I do.
The haircut was $16. The fisherman gave my barber a $1 tip, the elk hunter didn’t tip my barber. I gave him a 20 and told him to keep the change. He smiled. On my way out the door, I told him to have a beer and think of me. He smiled again and told me to have one for him.
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